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Project 01

Read an Excerpt

Project 02

We Are Not Good People: Chapter 1


There's a girl in the tub,” Mags said.

I looked up at him. His hair was getting long. It was glossy and silky, a grand black forest of hair. His eyebrows almost met in the middle, giving him a permanently sinister expression. I could not actually pronounce his actual last name, and called him Pitr Mags because it was better than calling him Pitr the Indian Bastard.

“A fifty-year-old dead girl?” I asked, thinking bones and webs, a fine bed of off-white dust lining the tub beneath it.

He shook his head, pushing his bandaged fingers into his pockets. “Recent.”


About "We Are not Good People"

Project 04

A gritty supernatural thriller.

From the “exhilarating, powerful, and entertaining” (Guardian) storyteller of the Avery Cates series comes a gritty supernatural thriller featuring a pair of unlikely heroes caught up in the underground world of blood magic.

A glossary / collection of information about the universe of We Are Not Good People

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About Jeff Somers

Project 06

Jeff Somers was born in Jersey City, New Jersey and regrets nothing.

Jeff Somers was born in Jersey City, New Jersey and regrets nothing. He is the author of the Avery Cates series of novels published by Orbit Books and Chum published by Tyrus Books. He sold his first novel at age 16 to a tiny publisher in California which quickly went out of business and has spent the last two decades assuring potential publishers that this was a coincidence. Jeff publishes a zine called The Inner Swine and has also published a few dozen short stories; his story "Ringing the Changes" was selected for Best American Mystery Stories 2006, edited by Scott Turow and his story “Sift, Almost Invisible, Through” appeared in the anthology Crimes by Moonlight, published by Berkley Hardcover and edited by Charlaine Harris. His guitar playing is a plague upon his household and his lovely wife The Duchess is convinced he would wither and die if left to his own devices.

Read the Prequel

Project 08

Read the prequel novella "Fixer" for free now!

A prequel story to We Are Not Good People, the gritty new supernatural thriller from master storyteller Jeff Somers. Enter the hidden world of blood mages—and their victims. The underground few who practice blood magic—casting with a swipe of the blade and a few secretive Words—are not good people. Lem and Mags live in this world, and they try to be good, try to skate by on Cantrips and charms and scratch out a meager existence without harming anyone…much. But when a massive debt forces Lem into the role of Fixer, he’ll learn exactly what down and out really means. This ebook story also contains an excerpt of the forthcoming We Are Not Good People, out October 7, 2014. DOWNLOAD NOW!

Download the Fixer Audiobook

Project 10

Download the Audiobook!

Fixer by Jeff Somers AudiobookThis audiobook of the prequel Novella Fixer is narrated by the author, Jeff Somers.
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